BMW parking fail. (via bennettulmer)
Quick, Everyone! »
Twitter is down. I repeat, Twitter is down.
- Step one: Everyone tell me what type of sandwich you’re eating. Use postal mail if necessary.
- Step two: Await uninterrupted updates from CNN for the next week.
Update (3 minutes later): Seems to be back up, though some sporadic slowness. Please properly dispose of your emergency respiratory bags.
Update 2 (1 minute later): NOOOO, it’s still down and now we don’t even have breathing bags.
